The Hillbilly Monologues
I don’t really post much on here these days, which is something that would not sit well with our girl Julie. She made me join tumblr, and she made me love it, and I miss it without her.
She was the best, and I miss her every day.

I don’t really post much on here these days, which is something that would not sit well with our girl Julie. She made me join tumblr, and she made me love it, and I miss it without her.

She was the best, and I miss her every day.

Think I just found my next vehicle

Think I just found my next vehicle

Snuck this picture of Lisa before she knew what was happening.
You’re welcome.

Snuck this picture of Lisa before she knew what was happening.

You’re welcome.

In Minnesota robots ejaculate on airplanes

In Minnesota robots ejaculate on airplanes

Pretty hungover today

Pretty hungover today

I call this one “The Thinker” (with a degree of irony)

I call this one “The Thinker” (with a degree of irony)

@thejoebiz is one contemplative son of a bitch

@thejoebiz is one contemplative son of a bitch

@edgellace is DONE by 8:30pm

@edgellace is DONE by 8:30pm

If this hospital’s technology is as up-to-date as their signage I have nothing to worry about.

If this hospital’s technology is as up-to-date as their signage I have nothing to worry about.

Happy Easter

Happy Easter

Look out ladies. I have a feeling this guy is wild.

Look out ladies. I have a feeling this guy is wild.

Badabababa I’m lovin it #drunk

Badabababa I’m lovin it #drunk

Had to pee while looking at this a couple hours ago. Still weirded out.

Had to pee while looking at this a couple hours ago. Still weirded out.