The Hillbilly Monologues
Snuck this picture of Lisa before she knew what was happening.
You’re welcome.

Snuck this picture of Lisa before she knew what was happening.

You’re welcome.

In Minnesota robots ejaculate on airplanes

In Minnesota robots ejaculate on airplanes

Pretty hungover today

Pretty hungover today

I call this one “The Thinker” (with a degree of irony)

I call this one “The Thinker” (with a degree of irony)

@thejoebiz is one contemplative son of a bitch

@thejoebiz is one contemplative son of a bitch

@edgellace is DONE by 8:30pm

@edgellace is DONE by 8:30pm

If this hospital’s technology is as up-to-date as their signage I have nothing to worry about.

If this hospital’s technology is as up-to-date as their signage I have nothing to worry about.

Happy Easter

Happy Easter

Look out ladies. I have a feeling this guy is wild.

Look out ladies. I have a feeling this guy is wild.

Badabababa I’m lovin it #drunk

Badabababa I’m lovin it #drunk

Had to pee while looking at this a couple hours ago. Still weirded out.

Had to pee while looking at this a couple hours ago. Still weirded out.

At $59 I’d be stupid not to buy this.

At $59 I’d be stupid not to buy this.

What are the odds that two girls would lose their cats at the same time and email me about it?

What are the odds that two girls would lose their cats at the same time and email me about it?