Interesting magazine selection at this doctor’s office.

Preliminary video of the new arena being built in my town:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSP-GcVtLp8&feature=youtu.be

Very nice. Very nice indeed.

Free windshield. Some damage. Pick up only.

iamnotdiddy:

If any of you are friends with @fedge (Jeff Barszcz), this is a a God damn good time to speak up… http://glueslabs.com/post/22657744389/1977-2012

Right now. Seriously.

Suicide Hotline - 800-273-8255

If you have his phone number or address, Seattle PD is 206-625-5011. Please call.

Hobbit feet.

lafix:

I’m receiving threats from Canadia. Someone call in a drone strike pls.

Who wants to hear a really drunk Laura professing her love for me in her sultry southern accent? I have the voicemail standing by and ready to go…

You guys I just played pee soccer and I totally won even though I’m drunk as fuck!

Foreigner / Hot Blooded

I’ve got a fever of a hundred and three.

4:23

Best Christmas ever.

This asshole sure likes flowers.

We can’t have kids because he’s barren. It’s a sensitive subject. It almost ended our relationship. But I did impregnate Ruth, and Matt and I might raise that child as our own. Waiting to go on Springer to settle this.

Jonathan is one of the nicest people ever. Josh is one of the worst people ever. And yet somehow we make it work.

Jordan, AKA Dysolution, AKA The Finger Tickler.

Lunch with the Matts.