The Hillbilly Monologues

iamnotdiddy:

Dearest Brent,

I realized that I missed your birthday, but I wanted to make it up to you with a song. Sing this to the tune of any Kenny Loggins song…

When I wrote this song
I was thinking about squirrel dong
Sad, but true

(Chorus)
You know what I say
On your special day
Happy…

This man is a lot of things (mostly awful, disgusting things), but he is nothing if not romantic as fuck.

  1. brentcetera reblogged this from iamnotdiddy and added:
    things (mostly awful, disgusting things),...he is nothing if
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