The Hillbilly Monologues
Inside My Head: @theduty & @brentcetera

iamnotdiddy:

This is how I envision a conversation between @theduty & @brentcetera to go:

@brentcetera: What are you doing?

@theduty: Postin’ shit on the Internet.

@brentcetera: What kind of shit?

@theduty: Funny pictures of raccoons.

@brentcetera: I fucked a raccoon once.

@theduty: And funny pictures of Jesus.

@brentcetera: I fucked Jesus once.

@theduty: And funny pictures of Legos.

@brentcetera: I fucked a Lego once.

@theduty: …

@brentcetera: …

@theduty: Me, too.

Scary how close this is. HORRIFYINGLY close.

  1. theduty reblogged this from iamnotdiddy
  2. brentcetera reblogged this from iamnotdiddy and added:
    close this is. HORRIFYINGLY close.
  3. brentcetera said: You have no idea how close this is to reality. This is a bit on the tame side, but you’ve captured the spirit of our conversations wonderfully.
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