The Hillbilly Monologues
lafix:

I’m receiving threats from Canadia. Someone call in a drone strike pls.

Who wants to hear a really drunk Laura professing her love for me in her sultry southern accent? I have the voicemail standing by and ready to go…

lafix:

I’m receiving threats from Canadia. Someone call in a drone strike pls.

Who wants to hear a really drunk Laura professing her love for me in her sultry southern accent? I have the voicemail standing by and ready to go…